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Captain Bigcock!
Posted:Jan 21, 2019 7:28 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2019 10:20 am
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Okay men I'm Captain Bigcock! I . . . Did you find something funny soldier?! No sir! What's your name Private?! Private Dick! Sir! Private Tiny Dick! Sir! Your last name is Dick and your first name is Tiny?! Yes sir! That sounds pretty funny to me Private! Yes sir! The Captain started to laugh! So you think my name is funny. Captain Ivan Bigcock, when your name is Private Tiny Dick! No sir! So why do they call you Tiny?! Do you have a tiny dick! Private! No sir! It is because I'm 6 foot 4 250 pounds. Since I am so big they nicknamed me Tiny! Sir! Well Private Tiny Dick! Drop and give me 100 push-ups! Yes sir!

And so that was their first encounter between each other; Captain Bigcock and Private Tiny Dick! It didn't go so well. But then they ran into each other at a nightclub. They were standing next to each other at the urinal. Private Tiny Dick looked over at Captain Bigcock's penis. He saw that it looked pretty big! Captain Bigcock said, what are you looking at Private?! Nothing sir! Get down and suck my dick, ordered the Captain! Yes sir! Private Tiny Dick got down on his knees right there in the middle of the bathroom and played with his Captain's machine gun! He caressed his mighty cannon stroking and rubbing his balls. Captain started to moan with pleasure. Private Tiny Dick took the Captain's huge cock into his mouth and sucked on it. Drawing it all the way down into his mouth. Stroking it and sucking on it. The Captain grabbed the Private by his head and shoved his cock deep into the Private's mouth! The Private began to gag and choke on his cock! The Captain pulled his cock from his mouth and ordered the Private to turn around and pull down his pants! Private Tiny Dick followed his orders. The Captain slid his huge man tool into his ass and fucked him. Pounding away into his ass. Fucking him long and hard until he squirt his enormous load into the Private's ass. The Captain pulled his cock from the Private's ass and cleaned up. Saying, I will be needing your services at a moments notice is that understood Private?! Yes sir understood! Dismissed! Yes sir!
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Don't you just love music
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2019 3:25 pm
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The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
https://youtu.be/RbmS3tQJ7Os

I could say an infinite number of things
with each and every moment of my life
I've got to choose just one thing to say
with every moment that I live
what would that one thing be
that one thing I would say
that one word I would say
every moment of my life
what would you say
what would that be
given one moment
in life to speak
I would say
love!

not violence
not greed
not hate
love!
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It was in her eyes
Posted:Jan 19, 2019 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2019 9:57 am
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I only need
to look
into her eyes
they were blue
as blue
as the sky
above me
she need not
breathe a word
her eyes
whispered
her secrets
I only need
to embrace her
gently kiss her
wrap my arms
around her
hold her body
close to mine
to feel
to know
who she is
to know
if there is
love between us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UpLtGEWoY&list=PLc7LpJTBgzOp7PSaH7-VLDWL0mb4-I5sJ
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Don't you just love music
Posted:Jan 19, 2019 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2019 4:05 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UpLtGEWoY&index=3&list=PLc7LpJTBgzOp7PSaH7-VLDWL0mb4-I5sJ

Destination Unknown - Missing Persons
https://youtu.be/ectGlC10IpU

Missing Persons - Words
https://youtu.be/SoWYbkUCmcI

Missing Persons - Walking in L.A.
https://youtu.be/R_UpLtGEWoY

I found
myself missing
missing from life
I wasn't there
I had disappeared
I was gone
a missing person
Life is so strange
walking in LA
I found myself
destination unknown
when my words
haven't been heard
when no one listens
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Vacation in Mexico?!
Posted:Jan 19, 2019 10:02 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2019 2:01 pm
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This is really funny hilarious! Where's Taco Bell!

Airline Trolls Racists With Hilarious Ad
https://youtu.be/X8dNGh6R-mE
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Don't you just love music
Posted:Jan 17, 2019 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2019 1:03 pm
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Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
https://youtu.be/HQmmM_qwG4k

Led Zeppelin - What Is And What Should Never Be (HD)
https://youtu.be/4JhldliZoLg

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On (HD)
https://youtu.be/_284RNK8eCo

Led Zeppelin - Over The Hills And Far Away
https://youtu.be/Ee33FsDANk0
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I held darkness
Posted:Jan 17, 2019 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2019 3:07 pm
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I held darkness in my hand It was so cold It burned my skin The darkness it gripped my hand it wouldn't let go till it had done it's damage until it had burned the flesh from my bones then it would release me then it would loosen Its grip upon me

Zero 7 - Destiny

https://youtu.be/uin5LDFr1SE
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Mitch McConnell afraid to face Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Posted:Jan 17, 2019 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2019 2:04 pm
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Mitch McConnell too afraid to face AOC over continued support of Donald Trump's government shutdown!

Ocasio-Cortez STORMS McConnell's Office
https://youtu.be/Qlhi3nZVFz8

Emma Vigeland's commentary on AOC's fight against Democratic establishment!

Democrats Attack Ocasio-Cortez In Politico
https://youtu.be/Zg3nYjia03g
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Don't you just love music
Posted:Jan 16, 2019 11:23 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2019 11:31 am
679 Views

Depeche Mode - Blasphemous Rumours

https://youtu.be/o3EAzf5fDpY
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who would care
Posted:Jan 16, 2019 10:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2019 3:24 pm
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I didn't
keep up
to date
with my
communication
I let it slip
I let it
drift away
I didn't
stay in touch
I guess
I didn't care
but then
I felt myself
lonely
that I didn't

that I didn't
try harder
make an effort
so I lost out
in finding someone
who would care
I was too busy
with my own problems
to recognize
that I could
solved my problems
by connecting
with someone else
who would care

Incubus - Drive

https://youtu.be/fgT9zGkiLig
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He couldn't have known
Posted:Jan 15, 2019 5:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 10:32 am
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He was given
the opportunity
to give or to take
he chose
to take
and opened
the world
he couldn't
have known
what he
took away
was himself
he sent
himself down
into the darkness
a loss of self
he couldn't
have known
it wasn't until
he experienced taking
that he realized
life is about
giving
I wish
I would
have known
I would have
saved myself
so much pain
pain I didn't know
I would experience
now I'm trapped
I can't escape
this place
I think
they call it
Hell

Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (Remix)
https://youtu.be/Q8obnvD14H0
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A candid interview with porn actor, Johnny Sir Cum-a-lot
Posted:Jan 15, 2019 3:12 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 7:00 am
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Hi Johnny! How are you?

I'm pretty good! Thank you!

So Johnny, tell me how did you get into the business? I mean you look pretty much like a nerd! Thin not all that good-looking!

Well, it was just by happenstance! I was at the Beverly Center doing some shopping, when I ran into Candy Ass, the porn actress! There she was standing in front of me. My jaw dropped! I couldn't believe it. This beautiful porn star standing no more than a few feet away. I summoned up the courage to go over to her and asked for an autograph. She gave me the biggest smile and said sure baby! We talked a little. I asked her about the business and what it was like. She was so sweet and didn't mind my curiosity. Then she surprised me, by asking if I wanted to hang out with her at her hotel. I said yes!

So what happened then?

Well, she hopped into the shower, and came out naked! She said, would you like to lick my sweet candy ass?! And wiggled her butt! That was her famous line in her porn videos! She wanted to give me the experience of a lifetime; to be with a porn star. It was like she saw this nerdy guy and wanted to make his day or should I say his night. But she was pleasantly surprised as to how it would turn out.

How's that?

She soon discovered that I had a huge cock and not only that I could cum a huge load and go two or three times! She nicknamed me, Johnny Sir Cum-a-lot! And said, I'm going to make you a star! You've got what it takes!

So that's how it all started?

Yes! Purely a chance meeting!

What happened after that?

Well, she introduced me to her producer. And there I was Johnny Sir Cum-a-lot, porn actor!

How do you feel about being a porn actor? Was it everything you thought it would be?

Yes and no!

Can you explain?

Sure! Well, I was younger and like I said, I was kind of nerdy looking. So some of the other porn actresses didn't take me seriously. Well not until they saw my huge cock and my talent to cum a lot! Then there was a lot of drugs; cocaine marijuana amongst other things. And I didn't have a lot of experience with sex or drugs. So I went through some ups and downs.

What kind of ups and downs?

Well becoming addicted to drugs and strangely enough addicted to sex! I was pretty strung out on alcohol cocaine and women.

So what happened next?

Well I had to go into rehab and deal with my addictions.

So how are you doing now?

Well I ended up getting out of the business, because to go back meant being around more sex and drugs. And I would just fall right back into my addictions. So I retired.

What are you doing now?

I got your regular 9-to-5 job like everyone else.

Are you happy you got out of the business?

No! I love the lifestyle. Sex and drugs! But it was a lonely desperate place around people who really didn't care about you. And as hard as it was to give up. I am better off for it!

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes! And we plan to get married!

That's great! Is there anything else you want to add?

Sure, nothing is what you think it will be, until you actually experience it.

Thank you Johnny for talking with us!

You're welcome!

Tubeway Army - Are Friends Electric?
https://youtu.be/ZF4Z6smOrZw

The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA
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