I party like its 1999. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to the top shows. I bat .400 and throw a 100mph fastball. I once tipped a stripper with a filet-o-fish. I beat Medusa in a staring contest and Hermes in a foot race. I once read Paradise Lost, the Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. I dance with the stars. Sushi is my favorite food group. Often mistaken for Superman. Moms love me and idolize me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup. I am a go-getter. My life was the inspiration behind "The Most Interesting Man in the World" commericials. Basically, I'm cool.

My Ideal Person Mind, Body, Soul.