swany junk on the G [COLOR red]Updated 04/16/2016 We appreciate everyone trying to contact us. Two things 1) We are free members, so, unless you are gold and have the extra feature to allow "Standard" (free) accounts to contact you, there's no point in messaging us here. We can't see it. [/COLOR] We are married and FULLY plan to stay that way. This profile is mainly for the female half of the marriage. We are both really busy people (work related) so sometimes it's hard to for us to get together. While he would like to be there all the time, he knows he can't, and, well, some nights she just "wants some". He may not always be there when she's playing. When he is, he's watching or playing as well. If he's not and it's just her and the other(s), we'll be videoing it for him to watch later. What do we like? We can talk about details once we get to know each other ;) What do we dislike? Rude people who don't know how to take "No" for an answer. We don't like pushy people either. It's ok to be forceful with her IF she's ALREADY given you the undeniable single that it's ok. If she hasn't, all you are doing is working your way onto our "Never-Call-Again" list.

My Ideal Person Well, right off the bat, understand, we aren't after one night stands, so, there will be NO sex the first couple of times we get together. We really do want friends that we can have sex with, not people who just wanna do it and be done for good.

AGE - I'm looking for friends up to the age of 47. Please be height/weight proportionate. You don't have to be a model (we're not), but you will need to be attractive to us.

We are looking for people to be friends FIRST. Make no mistake, this is to be Friends With Benefits for sure, but with FRIENDS. Not one night stands (we can hook up on CL or the local bar for that). We want to meet up before we do anything. The first time or two we meet up, there wont be any sex, lets understand that up front. Again, this is about finding people in the same life style that want to be FRIENDS first then FWB.

What does this mean if we make it to FWB? Looking for someone we can call on or can call on us whenever we (or whenever you) need that release. Really looking for the weekends due to work, and, looking for at least every other weekend, not once every few months.

Come over any time, day or night, and have fun. But it also means kicking back, watching a movie (at home or the theaters), going out and grabbing a bite to eat with no expectations of sex (unless the mood strikes us), etc.

Men, multiple men (groups), couples are all welcome. Women too if we find the right one. She's been a "little" curious, but not a lot and it would have to be with the right lady. But please understand, her with another woman is most likely not going to happen. You just REALLY would have to be the "right one". The biggest thing she's expressed a real interest in is trying some "boob" play.

Guys, really, for her, it is how you use it. Size of the tool isn't anywhere as important to her as someone who knows how to use it. With that said, it would be a lie to say she doesn't like the dick thick. She's not so interested in length (sorry, becomes uncomfortable for her and she doesn't have fun), but she does love them thick. She's hoping she can find someone who is thick like a horse that knows how to make her happy But, PLEASE don't take that to mean if you are average she wont talk to you. She will! It's all in the attitude of the person and the skill of using what you have

Please understand, if we start to message and we say no thanks, do NOT keep persisting, hounding. All that does it make us wish we'd never heard of you. We know what we like and what we are looking for. If we say no, we mean it. Yes, we know not to judge a book by it's cover, meeting in person is different than emails, etc etc. Again, we know what we are looking for. Not being cocky (no pun!) or arrogant, just upfront and honest. We've done this enough to know what we like and don't and what we are looking for.

And, if you send us a "Hey, you are sexy as hell! Lets chat and get together", you most likely will not get a reply. Again, not looking for one night stands. We are looking for those that are willing to invest time into being friends first, and that generally means a little something more in the email. We don't plan on endless emails, but would like to know more than what one or two lines can convey.

Yes, we'll want to exchange pictures, and yes, we like the naughty parts, but is that ALL we want? No. We like body, body/face pictures (nude and non-nude). They are much more important, and if we only get one photo, we'd rather have that than the naughty bit. If we hit it off, we'll see those parts in person

We are drug free and disease free. We expect you to be the same.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Oh, way too many to name lol

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Her - To go to an adult movie theater, have sex with my husband
while others watch and jack off. When the others are ready
to cum, they walk up and just cum all over me. <br><br>
Him - To come home from work and catch her having sex without
her realizing I am home, so I can watch quietly through a
crack in the door

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Her - Heath Ledger <br><br> Him - Uma Therman

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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