The Onion was how I learned to read. It was born where I was re-born into this man from Wisconsin who Louis Black salutes as a unique man. My people are from Wisconsin, the Fugawi tribe. The Fugawis were a proud, nomadic people who roamed the midwest. When they got lost they would always say, "where the fugawi, where the fugawi?" That's how they got their name. I go to the Fugawi games every year. My Fugawi name is Flowing Bull. My little sister's name is Little Shit. My friends in California have never heard of the bonding rituals that I went through with the guys in high school; charlie s, pink bellies, gordies, grundies, the bomb, purple herbies. The pink belly is self explanatory. When you got a purple herbie the same day as a pink bellie you would get black and blue hand prints on your chest when they missed. I'm John, or Nurse Handsome but no one calls me that. Sometimes I work labor and delivery and I noticed that it takes all the fun out of porn. A sample of my favorite quotes: “Those of you who think you know it all are really irritating to those of us who do." "Better they think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Ben Franklin My dad used to say, "this isn't Burger King, you don't get it your way." My mother used to say, "do it your own stupid way.": I want to be lovers in love. Too many take this way too seriously. This and romance should be fun. I often have time to spend with someone special otherwise I'm always busy, happily. I am a true man but always finding ways to be better. I earn trust always. I'm a standard member so reach me at skisteeep at the usual places.

My Ideal Person A smart woman who likes me.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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